Why Golf Is Better Than Sex
From David Letterman's Late Night Show
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• You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
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• Three times a day is possible.
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• If you live in Florida, you can do it every day.
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If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
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